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  • GreenCard4US
    07-16 07:31 PM
    Guys,Please create an account in numbersusa, the nuse their fax page where you have to put in your login information to convey our message. You can use the first, last name and address to put in what we want. Like you could say, "this is a bunch of lies" for the first name, "H1 pay all taxes" for last name etc. Use thier own mechanism to defeat their purpose. Guys please do it. We can no longer remain quiet. Even if we have a favorable decision for us today we are still in the woods, anything can change in a few years.




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  • bayoubengal
    09-24 09:33 PM
    I applied for 485 on July 2nd , did not even get any RN......Guess all we need to do is wait.




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  • garry_kay
    06-20 11:52 AM
    Finally This Is My Turn To Rejoice. My Lawyer Email Me Saying That She Got Off From Phone From Dol And My Lc Is Approved.

    1)how Long It Takes For The Physical Paper To Arrive? Do We Need That Physical Paper To File For 140 And 485?

    2)the Online Status Still Shows "in Process"

    Gurus, Please Help Me

    Congrats!! Do you know when your case was activated from the backlog center - the day when your lawyers got the recruitment activation notice?




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  • eagerr2i
    11-05 01:46 PM
    Thanks very much for helping with your air miles. I have complied a list of all who have pledged till now.

    IV core could use the airmiles in the coming months when there would be a need to make the trip to the national capital.



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  • mdforgc
    02-21 06:35 PM
    EB3 nepa, please do print out these links too and send to Sen Specters office

    http://www.flight-capital.com/- David Heenans article

    http://www.creativeclass.org/ Dr Richard Florid's site Book"Flight of the creative class"

    [1] Pia M. Orrenius and Madeline Zavodny, “Does Immigration Affect Wages? A Look at Occupation-Level Evidence” Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta Working Paper No. 2003-2a, August 2003, at http://www.frbatlanta.org/filelegacydocs/wp0302a.pdf.

    [2] “America Needs More, Not Fewer, Workers from Overseas,” editorial, The Wall Street Journal, August 26, 2005, at http://www.opinionjournal.com/forms/
    printThis.html?id=110007166.

    http://www.heritage.org/Research/GovernmentReform/wm886.cfm#_ftn1- link supporting recapture of visas

    http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/news/state/minnesota/13614107.htm- MN Gov Pawlnety's comment on legal immigration

    http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060208-105741-3392r Intel Chairman calling for more H1Bs and Green cards

    http://www.migrationpolicy.org/pubs/PolicyBrief13_Jan06_13.pdf report of the migration policy institute, suggesting moving other visa cateogires to skilled EB immigration and removing country quotas.




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  • GCEB2
    09-20 09:01 PM
    Hi... Can any one tell me which are the afforable places in California to buy home. It can be town home or single family homes, Bet 300k to 400k.



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  • casinoroyale
    01-07 11:51 AM
    >if one enters using AP,then works for his current employer , even then, >he/she has to leave and reenter to get h1 status? or only in case of ac21?

    Ok, after using AP there are two ways in order to reinstate H1B status.

    1) By applying H1b extension after entering on AP
    2) going out of country and entering with valid h1b visa stamp.

    This is based on what i read in immigration-law.com and again as per murthy office.



    can you please explain little more? what is meant by after invoking, is it AC21?

    If one enters using AP,then works for his current employer , even then, he/she has to leave and reenter to get h1 status? or only in case of ac21?
    thanks in advance.




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  • ck_b2001
    08-15 02:48 PM
    Why cant we just sit back and relax. There is nothing we can do after filing and if you have not heard about reciept, check cashed then no big deal. 99% peopel will get reciept without rejection. Have some faith. We will get nothing from calling USCIS, figuring out LUD, speculating who signed our envelop.



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  • howzatt
    08-21 10:40 AM
    This is to inform our community that July 19th filer check - 485, EAD, AP has got encashed. Please delete the thread if you would like to. It is only to aid people in this forum to track the dates.

    EB-3 India
    Nebraska
    July 19th filer- Checks Cashed
    no other updates

    Congratulations. It looks like they are moving.




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  • trueguy
    03-06 01:10 PM
    Both are very good point. May be we should send it directly to Obama office and request him to consider.

    Can we have a letter that everybody can send out. I am sure sending thousands of letters will have more impact.

    Thanks.



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  • gchopes
    10-04 09:13 AM
    Filed 485 on July 27 at TSC. No CC / RNs. Let me know if any of you receive the receipts. I shall do the same as well.




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  • admin
    05-18 10:40 PM
    The title means ... You r right, not only Indian, but Chineese, Russians and all others ... but title is "Indian immigrants .... " :(

    The title was something that the journalist came up with so that it will capture the attention of it's viewers. So please don't read too much into it.



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  • capriol
    07-06 11:54 AM
    Dear Friends:
    I am not sure why nobody is answering to my questions on their AP travel experiences. Please reply, I am almost freaking out not know what sorts of obstacles I might face at Delhi and Amsterdam without a H1B stamped visa. My queries are as below:

    I will be returning from India soon by KLM (via the Delhi-Amsterdam-U.S route), with an AP, 485 pending receipt, an H1B status BUT with an expired H1B visa on your passport? Given that I have these documents, I have decided not to get my H1B visa re-stamped in India. But now, I am getting a little panicked as the time is nearing for the following reasons (and these related questions). Will you please answer them for me:
    (1) If I have the AP documents, the 485 pending receipt, and my HIB paperwork with me (but not the H1B visa stamped in my passport), will I be able to re-enter the U.S? Will there be any problems at the port of entry?
    (2) At Delhi and at Amsterdam, will the immigraiton folks give me trouble if they see an expired HIB visa on my passport? Can they refuse to let me board the plane? Have any of you traveling via Delhi and Amstredam experienced any problems from the immigration folks?
    Please share your experiences. Thanks a lot.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]




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  • priti8888
    08-16 11:09 AM
    Most IO in India are not aware of "AP"...They ask if you have a GC , H1B ,F1 or tourist visa. Here's what we and our friends have done and it works..

    Make a copy of AP and highlight the sentence where it mentions that "this person is allowed to travel....blah blah...". Paper clip the original AP along with it . The IO will cautiosly compare the original to the duplicate.And tell them that you are in the Final stage of GC process...


    They have only few mins to look over all your docs...(PP, AP,EAD..Etc...so you might as well help them by highlighting what exactly he needs to see.



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  • rbharol
    09-20 12:24 PM
    Can a person who is on H1B visa engage in an internet business (and receive income from it) from home ? I do know a couple of people who used to do that.

    Thanks in advance for your answer.

    Answer from my Lawyer is No.

    I tried to commercialize my website which you see in my signature. Plan was to sell
    the consulting services and sell gem stones. I am on H1B and Lawyer said do not do it.




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  • gc_chahiye
    08-06 04:23 PM
    Interesting analysis.

    I found an additional prediction on this link http://www.murthy.com/news/n_oct07vb.html

    The OP here has found a pattern that builds on that same prediction, and should extend into 2008. If that pattern holds its 6 month jumps initially, then stagnation later by 2nd quarter. Lets see if it does.

    Of course if 10K people do show up at the DC rally, then none of this might be needed. If enough senators can be convinced that what we are facing is really a big problem and easily fixable (atleast recapture of 200K visas and exemption of dependents if not a bump up in annual limits) then the dates will be C C all through 2008.

    All the east-coasters who saw the effect of the San Jose rally: its your turn now to up the ante and go one step ahead. The results of not showing up for that rally is literally a guarantee that only a tiny percentage of us will get I-485 approvals for the next two years!!! and things might improve even with a new president ONLY if we rally then! think about that!! not doing anything is a guarantee of long long waits...

    San Jose rally allowed everyone to file I-485 the DC rally could help everyone get timely approvals!!



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  • yabadaba
    05-24 02:18 PM
    Thank you for your comment and the information. Wayne Greene, city editor

    >>> <XXXXXX@hotmail.com> 05/23/06 8:32 PM >>>
    Name: Y abadaba
    Email: XXXXXXXXX
    Phone:
    City: Atlanta
    State: GA

    Headline: Still waiting for green card
    Publish Date: 5/23/2006

    Intended for Publication: No

    Comments:
    Sir,

    This article hits the nail right on the head. However there is one footnote that
    needs to be added.

    Assuming Salil Pradhan is in the EB-2 Category (Alien with Exceptional Ability
    or Advanced degree), if he was born in Mexico he could apply for his I-485, also called adjustment of status, right away.

    Just because he was born in India he is being subjected to this backlog




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  • satishku_2000
    08-23 10:01 PM
    Response times are now determined by service centers. Earlier it used be be 12 weeks but now it depends on evidence type



    Memo accoring to murthy.com

    http://www.murthy.com/news/n_restim.html

    USCIS Clarification on Response Time for RFEs/NOIDs
    Posted Jun 22, 2007
    �MurthyDotCom
    The USCIS is implementing changes with respect to the deadlines for responses to Requests for Evidence (RFEs) and Notices of Intent to Deny (NOIDs). MurthyDotCom and MurthyBulletin readers were informed of the final rule on flexible response times for RFEs in our May 4, 2007 article, USCIS Regulation on Response Time for RFEs and NOIDs.
    �MurthyDotCom
    The USCIS now has issued further clarification regarding timeframes for RFE and NOID responses in its June 1, 2007 interoffice memorandum. This guidance was issued to the appropriate USCIS directors in order to clarify procedures that became effective on June 18, 2007. This guidance is intended to establish the proper RFE and NOID deadlines, now that we will no longer be operating under the earlier, standard 12-week response time for an RFE and 30-day response time for a NOID.
    �MurthyDotCom
    TYPES OF FILINGS FOR RESPONSE WITHIN 30 DAYS
    �MurthyDotCom
    Missing or Incomplete Initial Evidence
    �MurthyDotCom
    According to the USCIS's June 1, 2007 guidance, applicants and petitioners can be given 30 days to submit missing initial evidence that the form requires, regardless of the nature of the form. Initial evidence is essentially basic, required documentation that is fundamentally necessary in each case.
    �MurthyDotCom
    The USCIS can deny a case outright for a lack of initial evidence. The issuance of an RFE is purely discretionary on the part of the USCIS, when, in their opinion, the initial evidence was not provided with the filing.
    �MurthyDotCom
    I-539 Requests to Extend / Change Nonimmigrant Status
    �MurthyDotCom
    The USCIS also established a 30-day response time to any RFE issued with regard to Form I-539 (Request to Extend / Change Nonimmigrant Status). The Memo explained that the USCIS determined lengthy RFE response times to be inconsistent with the purpose of Form I-539. Therefore, RFEs related to Form I-539 filings will have 30 days to respond.
    �MurthyDotCom
    OTHER TYPES OF RFE RESPONSES
    �MurthyDotCom
    Evidence Available within the U.S. : 42 Days
    �MurthyDotCom
    If the USCIS believes that the missing evidence is available within the U.S., the RFE response typically will be 42 days. This applies to all forms, other than the I-539, discussed above.
    �MurthyDotCom
    Evidence to be Obtained from Abroad
    �MurthyDotCom
    If missing evidence is available only from outside the U.S., then the USCIS typically will provide applicants and/or petitioners with up to a total of 84 days to respond to the RFE. This also applies to all forms, with the exception of the I-539, discussed above.
    �MurthyDotCom
    CONCLUSION
    �MurthyDotCom
    It is now more important than ever to make every effort to completely document a case before filing. The importance of providing all of the initial required evidence is going to become even more important now than before. Failure to respond to an RFE, with all the required evidence and in a timely fashion, will likely result in a denial. It is important to take the time to file correctly, rather than rush. At the Murthy Law Firm, we believe that it is always better to obtain a slow approval than a quick denial!




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  • sdrblr
    09-21 10:41 AM
    Quick question... Do you know why your H1 extension was rejected(denied). If the reason is client letter, why and how do you think it will be approved with a new company when they will have to get the same letter from the same client. How different will be your situation.

    If the reason is not for client letter, then ignore the above question.


    Hi,

    I am in a situation and hope someone here would be able to provide me with some advice. I was employed by Company A since 2006 and I was working at a Client location for the last 3 years. There is company B who is the primary vendor for the Client. Recently my H1 extension was denied and so I went out of status. I reached out to my end client for help. Since they are happy with my work, they said that they can talk to another vendor (company C) to sponsor a new H1 for me. Company C is now ready to file my H1 but the problem is that Company A somehow got to know about this and is enforcing a non compete agreement on me.

    I wanted to know if they can do this even though the H1 was denied and they are unable to provide me with any job. Can they stop me from earning my livelihood. I did not go out and breached any contract, I am trying to move only because my H1 with company A has been denied. The only thing is that the end client is the same.

    Regards
    H1BInTrouble




    Nil
    06-18 02:18 PM
    i received a txt message to call this number: 1-866-961-2143 and request the whitehouse to keep its promise on passing CIR this year.
    Pls try calling.




    raj7480
    05-24 02:24 PM
    Can IV do a press release and circulate thru news wire? IV can write an article about legal immigration and what IV is doing for it. You can submit your release thru sites like http://www.prweb.com/

    They are free and if you pay some fee (I think $80), news will go to many popular news portals.

    This is a good time since all the news engines are seeking articles with keyword "immigration". I am sure this will open some more doors for IV.



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